NAOMI'S OUTFIT

I had to laugh at Naomi's thought process in choosing an outfit on a cold & rainy day.

1. Choose a light pink, sleeveless sundress that has darker pink, sparkly stripes.

2. Told by the maternal parental unit that she has to wear long sleeves under or a sweater over her dress, as we'll be out and about. She skips the solid white or pink options and chooses a brown shirt with light and dark pink polka dots on it. Why? "I like the brown one." Duh.

3. Has to choose leggings for the sake of not flashing everyone as she plays. She skips the solid pink ones and chooses light pink ones with dark pink polka dots. Why? "This one. It matches polka dots on my shirt." Duh.

4. Looks at sock options. Insists on socks in the exact shade of pink as her leggings. Why? "They match.". Duh.

5. Has to choose shoes. Skips the brown & pink ones that could tie in with her shirt. Skips the simple pink or white ones. Skips the one or two-toned pink boots. Chooses the pink rain boots with yellow, red, and blue stars all over them and puts them on the wrong feet. Why? I have no idea.

6. Wants her hair out of her face. Skips the various pink and brown clippies she has. Chooses a white, floral one. Why? "It matches." Now, that's a stretch. There's no white anywhere in her outfit.





For the record, I don't generally encourage my daughter to show a little leg for a blog picture, but the second picture was essential in order for you to fully grasp the explosion of patterns this little lady had going on.